Guy 1- "I was at the bar after work with my wife, all of a sudden I felt a extreme warmth over my body, shakiness, and the worst stomach cramps I've ever had. I hobbled to the bathroom and had barely sat down when I unleashed a rainbow fury of porcelain cracking excrement (he didn't say excrement). I used a 1/2 roll to clean myself up, checked for cracks, and flushed the gummy bear apocalypse down he drain. I left the bar with my wife for the 9 minute drive home... I didn't make it." He had roughly 4 handfuls about 3-4 hours before. He spent all day Saturday on his throne and in his recount said his "o-ring" actually got so chapped he was bleeding, and asked if there was some medicine for that.
Student body is actually pretty nice compared to other schools. However many teachers have the maturity level of middle schoolers. This is unfortunate for many of the other staff, as we do have some exceptional teachers, especially our AP teachers. Some teachers forget about education and focus entirely on asserting their authority over students, and administration turns a blind eye whenever somebody tries to say that a teacher might not be a perfect person. And I am beginning to think the administration is an invertebrate, as it has no backbone, and only enforces rules on certain students and lets others slide under the radar. If education comes second to making sure your students are never exposed to a god forsaken shoulder, than youre doing school wrong
Excellent school. They offer a lot of good electives such as computer programming.
Almost everyone in this school is a homophobic prick but that's mainly the FFA kids. You will be hated by everyone if you are a freshman, and one day you will hate the freshman too. If you join band don't thy are hated by every single person will hate you. The football team is mediocre, the basketball team is mediocre. if you can take AP or pre AP classes because the teachers actually care about what they are teaching you. Some teachers are awesome and amazing and will want to be your best friend and other teachers you will despise. If people tell you not to take a class that is optional then dont take that class, seriously. Don't ever ever get caught with your phone especially by a teacher who is always on their phone. A lot of the teachers want us to know how much power they have on us ,which really is't as much as some teachers want us to think,So rather than teaching us they show us what they can do with all the "power" they have. Most of the student body is good but everyone is fake so...99.9% of the school is high tho.
Guy 2- "I felt so bloated that I wanted to die, then outta no where my stomach hurt so bad I was almost doubled over. I tried to get in the bathroom, but it was occupied. I went to the front office bathroom and "kinda made it"." I found out he actually sharted and threw his underwear away. He also spent the day with a wad of TP shoved in his butt crack "just in case". This is when things got bad- My desk is 30' away from the bathroom easy and the stench was just... I... I... I can't even describe it. We sprayed Lysol, but it just smelled like someone crapped & died on a pine tree.
Guy 3- I feel bad for this guy and his partner, they got called out on a service call in 8° weather to climb 40' in the air to look at something. Secondhand info from his partner- "Dave farted non-stop from the time he left the office til we go to the jobsite (20 minute drive in a reg cab box truck). I rolled the window halfway down, and luckily had some gum to get away from the stinch. Dave starts complaining about how bad his stomach messed up, but climbs up to where he needs to be, with guy 3 on the ground. Dave starts his diagnosis, and then suddenly just stands straight up, looks down at guy 3, and scuttles to the ladder. He made it down 40' ladder in less than 45 seconds and stiff-legged it to the box truck." Guy 3 checks on him 12 minutes later- "The smell was FN horrendous, he tried to make it to the 5 gallon bucket (Note: our line of work it's what you use with a bag in it), but he didn't quite make it. He had gotten his coveralls off, jeans off, underwear off when it hit. He sprayed 4' away from where he was with liquid poo/bears on the box truck floor, and finally made it to the bucket." Turns out they had to scrounge around the jobsite to find "material to use as oil-dri to clean up the mess."
Big brother was always watching. They spent more money on 1080p 60 fps cameras covering every corner than they did curriculum or quality of school lunch. The technology dept was fantastic though.
I found out about these little gems via the interwebs a month or so ago. I talked to my office colleagues and we decided it was the perfect gift for our field crews who complain about us office guys being soft. We set these out on a Friday, and immediately the guys dug into the sugarless gummy deliciousness. Sadly, it took too long for the affects to set in on that Friday. Apparently by around 7:00 that night all hell broke loose:
The other 3-4 guys who tried them had bad experiences as well. These things are the real deal, eat with caution, or get some revenge on your coworkers. They were delivered to them in a sealed bag with my own personal warning my body didn't agree with them. The warning is stamped on the back of the bag. These things are basically bagged, multi-colored, little satans.
Fast forward to Monday- they haven't figured it out yet
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